Ahh life in Minnesota in the 80s

In a nutshell:

Schwaahed's instrument of choice

Well if flipping files does not work out for Schwaahed. He can always play Yanni covers for old ladies on Circle line tours with his ztar.

ztar with a purpose?

I bet Schwaahed $100 to see if he could get his crappy ztar to flip a file at work. He has until May 15, 2008 to accomplish his task. more posts to come as the date approaches

Brain Dead

I've been doing double shifts for the past two weeks. I hope this much exposure to bad TV does not give me some kind of disease. I would hate to become the Silkwood of my profession.

I  need some help: what is the correct spelling for bejankd, b'jank'd, etc....

Schwaahed's breath b'jank'd  his chances with the lady. 

U have been bejank'd.

ps Down Under thanks for the postcard. I will get a piece of that suit!

Another Good Monday film night

Last night at BAM I saw "Jeanne Dielman, 23 quai du Commerce, 1080 Bruxelles". It was another J. Hoberman recommendation. I've wanted to see it for years, tonight I finally got my chance and it was worth the wait. 

All The Young Dudes

Schwaahed and I have to work with an award show tonight. Funny how the little tikes choices have enslaved electronic prolitariat. If you have children, please remember that colorful splat is a mark on their soul.

I am the best, toelessjoe is the worst. You know the rest.

Seen a million faces

"I've seen a million faces an Ive rocked them all"

This absurd lyric was brayed by my adopted home state's band "Bon Jovi" back in the 80s. It was nonsense then and its nonsense now.

My point is this, the band Raven's Bane has had over a thousand views on its Myspace page. And to some degree rocked them all.

I know I am supposed to give you coddled bloggers a link to the RB site.  Pull yourself up by the bootstraps and find it yourself!

Bert iz kult