Ahh life in Minnesota in the 80s

In a nutshell:

Schwaahed's instrument of choice

Well if flipping files does not work out for Schwaahed. He can always play Yanni covers for old ladies on Circle line tours with his ztar.

ztar with a purpose?

I bet Schwaahed $100 to see if he could get his crappy ztar to flip a file at work. He has until May 15, 2008 to accomplish his task. more posts to come as the date approaches

Brain Dead

I've been doing double shifts for the past two weeks. I hope this much exposure to bad TV does not give me some kind of disease. I would hate to become the Silkwood of my profession.

I  need some help: what is the correct spelling for bejankd, b'jank'd, etc....

Schwaahed's breath b'jank'd  his chances with the lady. 

U have been bejank'd.

ps Down Under thanks for the postcard. I will get a piece of that suit!