Brain Dead

I've been doing double shifts for the past two weeks. I hope this much exposure to bad TV does not give me some kind of disease. I would hate to become the Silkwood of my profession.

I  need some help: what is the correct spelling for bejankd, b'jank'd, etc....

Schwaahed's breath b'jank'd  his chances with the lady. 

U have been bejank'd.

ps Down Under thanks for the postcard. I will get a piece of that suit!